Dear Ryan,
This is your eviction notice!
Tenant has 20 days to vacate the premises.
Tenant (and brother) are responsible for damages caused to the premises namely:
*the additions to the front, back, and sides of the location
*cracks and unsightly marks on the premises
*leaks and gasses seeping from the premises
*and any other annoyances the owner identifies after eviction
If tenant fails to comply within the 20 day limit, he will be physically removed from the location.
Thank you,
Your Mother
4 comments:
Ha ha ha. You are funny!
Hehe! Cute! I didn't get it at first. Helps once I realized you're naming your little guy Ryan. :)
So Ryan is the name you've decided on? I didn't even know that was on the list! I like it, though!
Very clever post. Had me laughing.
Ha Ha Ha! That is so funny!
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